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» Cannibal's Occult Powers Come Up Short

Mar 10, 2010 - 12:01 PM - hntbarbie
hntbarbie's Avatar Batam Scavenger Confesses to Killing, Eating Man to Gain ‘Powers’
A scavenger in Batam has confessed to killing an acquaintance and eating his organs in an effort to gain mystical powers.

Harun, 28, was arrested for allegedly killing 28-year-old Fahmi in October 2009 at Batam’s Legenda Malaka housing complex.

“I’m sorry for killing him,” he told SCTV on Monday, adding that he had not gotten “any power at all” from the ritual.

Harun told police he chose Fahmi as his victim because he hated him.

“I hit his head with a jackhammer and I waited for half an hour until I was sure that he was dead before I cut his stomach and took out his heart and liver,” he said. Harun allegedly wrapped the body in plastic and kept it in a wooden box, eating the organs one by one every Thursday night.

Local residents found Fahmi’s body in a warehouse where Harun often slept. An autopsy showed all the victim’s internal organs were missing.

Fahmi was scheduled to be buried in his hometown of Tegal, Central Java, on Tuesday.

In 2003, a man in Banyumas, Central Java, was arrested for eating a corpse he had stolen from a grave. He served five years in prison before his release last year.

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/...ibalism/362819

DAMN!! WTF??? Can someone say "STEAK"..or even "CHICKEN" ??
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» Death by pencil

Mar 10, 2010 - 11:49 AM - hntbarbie
hntbarbie's Avatar Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil,
inquest hearsBy Euan Stretch 6/03/2010



A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil, an inquest heard.

Jeffrey Burton’s family and friends were baffled by his bizarre death, which was recorded as an open verdict because there was no evidence he was trying to commit suicide.

Mr Burton, 57, was found by police in a blood-soaked room in his house in St Leonards, East Sussex, on September 27.

Worried neighbours raised the alarm after they were unable to get hold of him.

When police broke into his house they found Mr Burton lying on his back, wearing only his underpants.

The room was splattered with blood and music was still playing on his stereo. The giant blood-covered pencil was beside him.

He had a deep gash in his upper thigh.

East Sussex coroner Alan Craze told the Hastings inquest: “It’s a mystery to me. If you were choosing to take your own life, that’s not the way you would do it.

“It seems to me that it can’t have been a single stab wound. He seems to have worked on it. The pencil was blunt.”

Mr Burton’s sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother. The inquest heard Mr Burton had suffered a single psychotic episode in 2006 but when he died he was sociable and healthy and looking forward to a holiday. He had never tried to commit suicide before and did not leave a note.

Mr Craze said: “It doesn’t stack up. Something very strange has gone on. We
will never know what has caused him to create this awful wound.”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-22088838/
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» Porn: Good for us??

Mar 10, 2010 - 11:38 AM - hntbarbie
hntbarbie's Avatar Pornography Cures Society's Ills
The Scientist

"But what do the data say? Over the years, many scientists have investigated the link between pornography (considered legal under the First Amendment in the United States unless judged "obscene") and sex crimes and attitudes towards women. And in every region investigated, researchers have found that as pornography has increased in availability, sex crimes have either decreased or not increased."
Read article...
http://www.the-scientist.com/2010/3/1/29/1/

I knew porn wasn't bad! Woohoo! We can all celebrate!
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» Baby born with tail

Mar 10, 2010 - 11:30 AM - hntbarbie
hntbarbie's Avatar Baby born with tail

Surgeons in China have operated to remove a five inch tail from a four-month-old baby girl.



The little girl, called Hong Hong, was born with the tail but it had since doubled in size, reports the Anhui Market Daily.

Her father, Hou, of Lixing town in eastern China's Anhui province, said he had been "shocked" to see the tail at birth.

"I wanted to cut it off when she was born, but doctors suggested we wait some time, as a newborn is too weak to take such a surgery," he said.

He checked the tail each day, hoping it would get smaller but instead it just "grew bigger and bigger", he added.

Doctors at the Anhui Provincial Children's Hospital said they too had been surprised by the case.

"It's very rare, about one in a million. We have never seen anything like this before," said Dr Sun Jun.

X-rays had shown that the tail was connected to a fatty tumor within the spinal column.

Dr Sun said the surgery had been successful, but it was still too early to say whether further treatment would be necessary.

http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3705821.html
The picture is wild...
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» TPed Frat Initiate Catches Fire

Mar 10, 2010 - 11:22 AM - hntbarbie
hntbarbie's Avatar Todd says UK handled fraternity incident correctly
By Ryan Alessi - ralessi@herald-leader.com University of Kentucky President Lee T. Todd Jr. said revelations about a prank at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity house Saturday led to the most "notable" closure in UK's greek system during Todd's eight-year tenure.

"It's a pretty well-known house," he said.

Todd didn't comment on specifics of the incident, in which an SAE member is accused of setting fire to a friend who was wrapped in toilet paper. But Todd said UK responded appropriately when the university's fire marshal, Greg Williamson, recommended closing the house.

Sean P. Dunn, 19, of Hebron, was charged with first-degree arson, first-degree wanton endangerment and tampering with physical evidence after he allegedly struck a match, setting ablaze the toilet paper-wrapped victim.

According to court records, the victim was engulfed in flames up to his shoulders; he fell to the floor and began rolling to extinguish the flames. The floor caught fire, and Dunn tried to stomp out the flames.

http://www.kentucky.com/2010/03/09/1...raternity.html

Damn it! Who knew toilet paper could be deadly! Now I guess it doesn't matter how the TP was rolled..over or under...
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» Swedes Prank With Frosty Pricks

Mar 10, 2010 - 11:08 AM - hntbarbie
hntbarbie's Avatar Police probe cop blogger over furtive glans
Published: 9 Mar 10 17:06 CET

Dictionary tool Double click on a word to get a translation

Police in southern Sweden are investigating claims by an anonymous officer that he and a colleague secretly dabbed the tips of their sex organs against parts of a car driven by female co-workers, local newspaper Kvällsposten reports.



Writing a blog under the pseudonym Farbror Blå (Uncle Blue), the self-professed officer revealed that he and his cop buddy "bell-ended* the door handles, window buttons, gear stick, steering wheel, stereo buttons and the police radio buttons, as well as the receiver used to talk to the operations room".

The practice of bell-ending, or ollning, involves a man touching an object with his glans and has established itself as a recurring form of practical joke in Sweden. The term comes from ollon, the Swedish word for glans.

"When the girls had driven around for an hour or so in the bell-ended police car we had a chat with them and revealed our bell-ending exploits."

"Now we know what a facial expression of bleak anxiety looks like," he wrote, ending his post with a smiley face.

'Uncle Blue' also wrote in lurid detail about a call-out to a student residence where a mentally unstable young woman allegedly made sexual advances towards both him and his partner.

"We decided we couldn't force her into institutional care. Being horny isn't dangerous, after all," he wrote.

Further blog posts included details of how he shook hands with a man who had just hanged himself, provoking guffaws from his colleagues. He also claimed it felt "damn good" to punch somebody in the mouth.

Having read the blog, Mårten Unbeck, chief legal official with the police in Skåne county, quickly decided to hand the matter over to a prosecutor at the police's internal investigations unit.

"It appears probable that this is a policeman employed by the police authorities in Skåne and in my view there is reason to believe that a crime has been committed," he said.

A number of details indicated that the blog could only have been written by a police officer, Unbeck said, adding that one of the posts appeared to describe sexual abuse perpetrated while in service. If identified as a police officer, the blogger risks losing his job.

"It's absolutely clear that this creates a lot of bad-will towards the police if there's any truth in it," Mårten Unbeck told news agency TT.

*Translation note: Bell-ending, a neologism derived from a slang term for the glans, is not a word in common English-language usage.

http://www.thelocal.se/25436/20100309/

Wow..It seems like the police really need to find something else to do with their time!
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» Bikini cliff dive: FAIL!

Mar 10, 2010 - 4:13 AM - WillRiker
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» Thirty-Minute Ramp Absolutely Sucks

Mar 10, 2010 - 4:07 AM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar How did this guy not kill himself??

http://www.break.com/index/thirty-mi...ely-sucks.html
1 Reply | 22 Views

» Pogo stick to shovel to nutshot pain

Mar 10, 2010 - 3:31 AM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar Proving yet again what we've known for some time around MTW...Slo-Mo rules!!

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» Thought Of The Day - March 10th 2010

Mar 10, 2010 - 12:41 AM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.
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